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Thursday, June 12, 2008

a smile :)

Found this on my friend Aunt Jenny's blog and wanted to share, hubby this is a nice little guideline for you ;) LOL


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes
is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why
she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer
back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a
man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when
you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're
welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a
lot' : this is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're
welcome' . th at will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is
something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
response refer to # 3.

haha ;) xoxo melzie

1 comment:

Aunt Jenny said...

I printed this out for my hubby..told him to keep in around for reference..haha!!