Hello Santa!
As I am sure you know, we had a new baby born this year!
3 wks ago today actually.
I've been very good, I gave up sleep, my figure, and gained tons of new stretch marks this year without complaining (much).
Without further ado I present to you my wish list this year Santa.
As I am sure you know, we had a new baby born this year!
3 wks ago today actually.
I've been very good, I gave up sleep, my figure, and gained tons of new stretch marks this year without complaining (much).
Without further ado I present to you my wish list this year Santa.
First I'd like a nice long bubble bath. The alcohol is optional, as I do not drink. I may take it up though just any time! Because I did just birth my 4th SON and if that's not enough to drive anyone to the booze well..ANYWAY I digress.
While soaking my cares away via Calgon, I'd like the following 3 books to complete this series Santa. You see I'd have to order them and I don't like to spend money on myself you know.
While I am soaking and reading, can you have a Merry Maid come clean my house?
You are the BOMB Santa, make sure she's fatter than me, older than me, and more energetic than me ok? ;) Can't have the Husband getting his eye caught by some of the "maids" I saw while doing a google images search!
You are the BOMB Santa, make sure she's fatter than me, older than me, and more energetic than me ok? ;) Can't have the Husband getting his eye caught by some of the "maids" I saw while doing a google images search!
Now as you know there is NEVER ENOUGH FABRIC NEVER NEVER so you can always help pad my stash closet with fabric for the new year!
From the electronics department I'd really like the following items :)
A digital frame, because looking at pictures of my kids is so much more peaceful than refereeing fights and disputes, making them share, and dealing with TEENAGERS mouths (enough said!)
And for those days when I just can't tune them out I'd love an MP3 player :)
uhhh no I don't want Homer Simpson for Christmas LOL but sleeping sound enough to drool...I remember those days (vaguely!)
Have a nice Christmas Santa, I'm still hopeful that I'll bake you some cookies, if not I'll save some of my booze..errrr..bubble bath for you! ;)
xoxo melzie
2 comments:
You so know that you want Homer in the bubbles with you ...
::: snort :::
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